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A propane torch.
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You know what makes things worse?
ur face
![]() 03/21/2017 at 00:45 |
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Your mom’s face
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Careful, you already got burned once tonight.
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“To read more about Harold’s mom, click the link below for my column on autotrader dot com S L A S H oversteer!”
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ooooooo... slash fic
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I concur. During packing I rediscovered a seldom-used hiking stove.
Beer can for scale. This thing throws some serious heat. I figured I should put it out when I started wondering if it would melt the can, for fear of burning the house down. I don’t need it much longer but it’s 0°F outside so I’d prefer to be inside.
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How long are you going to feel proud about your moderate tinge?
![]() 03/21/2017 at 01:01 |
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With Nugenix, he can feel prouder longer, with more drive. And passion.
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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So long, I’m currently building a monument to myself...
out of Diet Coke cans...
and sadness.
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Don’t forget your groupon for your laser hair therapy. No one wants a raging boner with no mane with which to lure a mate!
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You speak from experience.
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It’s too much trouble for my wife to leave me now. Especially with that sweet chandelier income.
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WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO?!
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What do they call them — cup holders? ANUS HOLDERS!
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The first step is admitting you have a problem!
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SAD!
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Hank Hill approves.
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Doing some creme brulee huh?
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she’s with you for you cars....
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Needs more titanium nail.